how old were u in that picture with lauren and normani?
- Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
- Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
- Woman: This is ridiculous.
- Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
- All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
- And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
have you ever read something incredibly sexy from someone and your stomach drops and your face gets all hot and you get dizzy and extremely turned on and then it passes and you’re just like holy shit what just happened
I smell it in the air. It’s coming.
fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent
Babe... you're beautiful.
You’re more beautiful! 😘